batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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