we have officially lost it.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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