I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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