i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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