exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
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Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
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Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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