You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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