Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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