bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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