awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
