btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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