we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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