4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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