i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Randomize
