Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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