I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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