she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
its not stalking. its research.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
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