We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I think i got beer on your cat.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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