They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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