I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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