Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
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I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.