whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.