super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
