This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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