I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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