last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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