We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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