Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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