I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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