if i can run in heels then i can drive
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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