I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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