Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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