yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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