You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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