what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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