i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
