How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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