am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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