So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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