I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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