4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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