try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Randomize
