I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
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