I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
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You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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