I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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