it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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