Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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