let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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