I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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