i just google imaged poop.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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