hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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