Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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