I hope mine doesn't look like that
Small penises have feelings too.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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