If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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