What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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