Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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